Santa
Claus -
"Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", or "Papá
Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny children up chimneys to do his dirty work.
The popular figure was caught red-handed while forcing a boy down a chimney with a large pointy stick.
The child was later found to be carrying mysterious 'gifts', which a police
unit destroyed in a controlled explosion. "I'm innocent", said Santa, as
he was led from court in chains, "I
spread joy to the World!"
"Mister Claus is being charged of child slavery", said the Prosecutor," The child found at the scene has been indentified as Tiny Tim, who went missing almost 250 years ago in Old London Town. We suspect Claus of being behind a whole bunch of child abductions."
"They
do all the dirty work and he takes all the credit. He claims he goes down each
and every chimney - but come on, it's impossible. He's much too fat."